You Are Always Safe at Bedside!
Yes, the world seems to be going through something, but that doesn't mean the fun is ending at the Bedside! The Bedside is a completely safe get away from the fires, hailstorms, lightening, earthquakes, landslides, hurricanes, tornados, volcanos, blizzards, heatwaves, whirlpools, and everything that plagues normal people. But you're not normal, you're a part of the Bedside Resort family. Even if there is a fire on the green or an earthquake that knocks down the bar, everything will be as right as rain in no time—and you can count on that.
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Learn more about how we make your stay as comfortable as possible all summer long.
Services
On Call Safe Squad
Like the Life Alert around your neck, the Bedside Safe Squad is always by your side. With just a shout or the blow of your complementary safety whistle, the Squad will be there with an Advil or rescue rope. The Washington Post calls our Safe Squad a "One-of-a-kind rich person saving machine." Simply put, we've always got your back.
Arts & Crafts Safety Kit
Look no further than our very own arts cabin for your safety kit. Tired of the clunky life jackets and smelly flares from the kits you get at work? At the Bedside, we make our own fun safety kits every Tuesday, filled with lavender scented flares and glitter band-aides. Put a spin on your safety!
Bad Day Booze
Bad day? Gerald's got you covered at the bar. Every problem can be fixed with a Bad Day Bourbon or a Best Forget About it Beer. Forget about the lightening and forget about the hail at one of our four bars. Just say "Bad Day" and we'll give you the special.
Same Day Clean-Up
If a fire sweeps through town, or if a earthquake eats up the bar, our expert team will make it look like it never happened within 24 hours guaranteed. Our team knows how to roll out new grass, repair broken windows, and cover the smell of burning hair. We've got you covered.
Grief Counseling
Accidents happen. We're here for that too.
We Are Here For You
Want to learn more about how we can protect you from the normal world? Or just want to talk to Gerald about his latest drink?