Bedside Guest Testimonials
Why should you stay at the Bedside? Don't take our word for it! Hear from our most trusted and beloved guests on why they can't get enough Bedside.
"The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living." - Marcus Tulliuis Cicaro
“Mrs. Millar and I know a good resort when we see one. Our friends went to a resort where they don't even have a body removal team. Guess who's laughing now?
— Mr. Millar, (Family funeral service will be held May 2020)
“Everyone in my family has come here to summer. From Gerald's drinks (Risky Whiskey, how does he do it?) to the games all day, I live for the Bedside."
— Mr. Filedsten, 1940 - 2019 (Rest in Peace)
“Last summer when I fell into a sinkhole, someone was there within five minutes to get me back out again. Nobody knows how to treat you right like Bedside."
— Mr. Mackeson, Guest
"I look forward to this game all winter... I wasn't even bothered by the brush fire on the seventh hole."
— Young Mr. Rapperson, Guest, Early Season Amateur Non Alcoholic Eighteen Holes Tournament Winner
“I come to the Bedside every summer to make memories, laugh, and be with the people I love. Also, my summer home was flooded in '92 and we just didn't want to have to rebuild again. The Bedside became our new summer home."
— Mrs. Willie, Guest
“This is where I come to relax. By day we play the stocks and buy out small businesses, and at night we play the beer and we play the pong. You can truly unwind from the stresses of the day at Bedside."
— Mr. Tip, Guest, Anonymous Donor